Our favorite marketing one-liners.
In celebration of “National Tell a Joke Day,” we thought we’d share some laughs with the marketing-minded folk out there.
Why did the Johnny ask Susie on a date?
They just clicked.
A. Knock Knock.
B. Who’s there?
B. Boo who?
A. Enter your email to download the punch line.
What’s a marketer’s favorite dessert?
What do you call a meeting for spiders?
How do pirates do their marketing?
How did the marketer convince his girlfriend to marry him?
He gave her the 5 Best Reasons to Say Yes, followed by a good call to action.
What food container won’t marketers touch?
The SPAM box.
Why did Susie dump Johnny?
There was a lack of engagement.
Why did the marketer want more stoplights in town?
They generate lots of traffic.
Why was the man blunt with his boss?
He knew she preferred direct mail.
Two best friends were always in a fight… they just weren’t on the same landing page.
When are tap dancers the most expensive to hire?
When they demand you pay per click.
Why did the Jessica always blush around Carl?
He made her heart Twitter.
What’s the most patriotic way to market?
From B 2 (Shining) C
What’s a pirate’s favorite metric?
Have any great marketing jokes to add?! Shoot us a message! We’d love to hear it.